VIC DANA sezona 2011

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[mijat]

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Nakon vodenja ljubavi dvoje razgovaraju:
- "Dragi ostanem trudna i dobijemo dijete kako cemo ga zvati?"
On skine prezervativ, zave¾e ga u cvor i baci kroz prozor:
- "Draga ako se iz ovoga izvuce nazvati cemo ga David Koperfield!"

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Ljube se momak i djevojka, i ka¾e devojka:
-Dragi, izvini uzela sam ti ¾vaku.
Momak: -Nije to ¾vaka, prehladjen sam…!

[minjon81]

jao bre 01xxx01... fuj!

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"Svakog dana veæ dvije godine idem u d¾amiju, ali nikako da naðem svoj broj cipela " - reèe neko...

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jao bre 01xxx01... fuj!

hug:(

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[minjon81]

Jao jadna cura!!!

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What do you call a donkey with one leg?
- A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
- A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
- A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin'love while breaking wind?
- A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
- A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
- A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus?
- Fucking talented !

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photoshop!

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stoji policajac ispred skole
slucajni prolanik: cekate dijete?
policajac: a ne, to je od pive!

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