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VIC DANA sezona 2011

Started by mijat, 05 October, 2010, 21:23:09

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leone


mijat


DarkoN

Jedva cekam da se svrsi ljeto, dosta mi je vrele klime, zbogom more, zbogom more odoh u planine...

DarkoN

Nakon vodenja ljubavi dvoje razgovaraju:
- "Dragi ostanem trudna i dobijemo dijete kako cemo ga zvati?"
On skine prezervativ, zave¾e ga u cvor i baci kroz prozor:
- "Draga ako se iz ovoga izvuce nazvati cemo ga David Koperfield!"
Jedva cekam da se svrsi ljeto, dosta mi je vrele klime, zbogom more, zbogom more odoh u planine...

01xxx01

Ljube se momak i djevojka, i ka¾e devojka:
-Dragi, izvini uzela sam ti ¾vaku.
Momak: -Nije to ¾vaka, prehladjen sam…!

minjon81


01xxx01

"Svakog dana veæ dvije godine idem u d¾amiju, ali nikako da naðem svoj broj cipela " - reèe neko...


DarkoN

Jedva cekam da se svrsi ljeto, dosta mi je vrele klime, zbogom more, zbogom more odoh u planine...

minjon81


01xxx01

What do you call a donkey with one leg?
- A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
- A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
- A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin'love while breaking wind?
- A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
- A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
- A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus?
- Fucking talented !

Big_DANE


01xxx01


otrov

stoji policajac ispred skole
slucajni prolanik: cekate dijete?
policajac: a ne, to je od pive!
share it with friend or two

mijat