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Answering machine at the Mental Hospital...

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before.

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muskarci nekad i danas 

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muskarci nekad i danas

zenama je soping vazniji od seksa

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prije bih rekao za muskarce  

PRIJE:


POSLIJE:


A kad dodjes kuci zena ti zatvori oci da lakse zaspis:

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prije bih rekao za muskarce  

PRIJE:

POSLIJE:


A kad dodjes kuci zena ti zatvori oci da lakse zaspis:

jao gdje nadje ovog na drugoj slici 

predobro 

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