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naucno dokazano 

sta ima, naucnik, nisam te prepoznala?!?
 

bolje je ovo sto sam napisao, sta bi tek rekla da sam napisao "u praksi potvrdjeno" ? 

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bolje je ovo sto sam napisao, sta bi tek rekla da sam napisao "u praksi potvrdjeno" ? 

hmmmmmmmm, rekla bih - fokusiraj se na prvi odgovor, za tisinu ima lijeka, he he he!
mada, ovaj vic je apsolutno primjenjiv i u obrnutoj postavci, cisto da se zna!

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bolje je ovo sto sam napisao, sta bi tek rekla da sam napisao "u praksi potvrdjeno" ? 

hmmmmmmmm, rekla bih - fokusiraj se na prvi odgovor, za tisinu ima lijeka, he he he!
mada, ovaj vic je apsolutno primjenjiv i u obrnutoj postavci, cisto da se zna!

fantastican odgovor.

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fantastican odgovor.

:P :-X ;) ;D

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. . .

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom.
"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.

"He turns to the third Mom.
"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy.

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving".

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. . .

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom.
"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.

"He turns to the third Mom.
"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy.

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving".

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zasto je Kina osvojila najvise medalja na ljetnoj Olimpijadi...
(WARNING - morbidno je, ali nisam bas znala gdje da stavim osim ovdje)
:o

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Udvara se Crnogorac zgodnoj zenskoj:
-Djevojko znamo li se mi odnekud?
-Ne, bogami!
-Ma tako mi i treba kad ne izlazim iz mercedesa.

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©to ispadne kri¾anjem pudlice i vuèjaka?
Pudlici oèi!

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Nastala guzva u nekom porodilistu: Hrvat, Slovenac i jedan crnac manje-vise istovremeno dovezli zene na porodjaj. Mladi dezurni ljekar sav se spetljao, treba istovremeno poroditi tri trudnice...

Uza svu guzvu, jos babice pomijesale bebe u radjaonici. Izlazi ljekar u cekaonicu, prilazi sretnim ocevima i kaze:

- Cestitam, svi ste postali ocevi zdravih djecaka.! Ali, znate, imamo
mali problem, od prevelike smo guzve pobrkali djecu, pa ce malo
potrajati dok im ne utvrdimo identitet!

Hrvat ulijece u radjaonicu, uzima malog crnca u narucje i vice:

- Ovaj je moj dok se ne utvrdi koji je Slovenac!!!

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