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brera · 22 July, 2010, 14:09:21

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01xxx01 · 22 July, 2010, 16:26:20

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

DarkoN · 22 July, 2010, 17:46:47

Quote from: 01xxx01 on 22 July, 2010, 16:26:20
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

DarkoN · 22 July, 2010, 17:47:36

- Tko tebe kamenjem i ti njega kamenjem, hlijeb je poskupio!

DarkoN · 22 July, 2010, 17:47:59

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DarkoN · 22 July, 2010, 17:49:54

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mijat · 23 July, 2010, 06:58:09

Voze se Mujo i Haso u autobusu. Kaze Haso:
- Majstore, daj pusti malo taj air condition...!
A Mujo ce: - Nemoj, ba, bolje daj neke narodnjake...!

DarkoN · 23 July, 2010, 09:54:57

- Koji je glavni uzrok razvoda?
- Brak!

DarkoN · 23 July, 2010, 09:55:36

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01xxx01 · 23 July, 2010, 15:45:16

Alzheimer's Test

How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM

Answers:

1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

01xxx01 · 23 July, 2010, 15:54:23

evo malo moderne djevojke!

brera · 24 July, 2010, 10:50:10

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brera · 25 July, 2010, 06:55:10

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DarkoN · 25 July, 2010, 10:19:07

Vratio se muz s posla kad zena place, jauce boli je stomak. Covjek odmah u kola i u bolnicu. Pregledao je doktor i na hodniku ga pita muz sav uznemiren:
- "Doktore molim Vas sta je bilo."
- "Ma nista opasno, zena vam je ostala u drugom stanju."
- "Joj doktore, ne moguce, pa ja sam pazio."
A doktor ce:
- "Znate sta je gospodine, to Vam je isto u Saobracaju. Vi pazite al' DRUGI NE PAZE."

DarkoN · 25 July, 2010, 10:19:43

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