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Sjede dvije sove na grani, kad ce jedna: - Huuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Druga ce: - Idi u pi**u materinu, prepade me!

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Vratila se Zagrebèanka sa odmora iz Bosne i hvali se prijateljicama kako je vidjela ku***. Prijateljice je zaèuðeno pitaju: - "©ta je to?" - "Ma to vam je isto kao pimpek, samo dva-tri puta veæe."

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Vratila se Zagrebèanka sa odmora iz Bosne i hvali se prijateljicama kako je vidjela ku***. Prijateljice je zaèuðeno pitaju: - "©ta je to?" - "Ma to vam je isto kao pimpek, samo dva-tri puta veæe."

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Vratila se Zagrebèanka sa odmora iz Bosne i hvali se prijateljicama kako je vidjela ku***. Prijateljice je zaèuðeno pitaju: - "©ta je to?" - "Ma to vam je isto kao pimpek, samo dva-tri puta veæe."

zar je Boro Dugic iz Bosne?!?!?!? 

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Pita Mujo Hasu:
"Reci mi bolan Haso, sta bi ti uradio kada bi ti lav napao punicu?!!"
Haso odgovara:
"Sam je napao, sam nek se brani!"

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Kako se zove ministar za izbjeglice Republike Kosovo?
- Iseljim Vlasi!

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Caught Cheating

Original ad:
No strings attached - dinner wine whatever?
I am a nice woman just looking for a good time. Come over and drink and we can watch a movie and see where it goes from there ;)


Hey!
I live in the area and am also looking for a good time with no strings attached. I am a 37 year old man who just likes having some fun. How about you come over and we watch a movie and have some wine? You down?
Mike

From Karen * to Me:
Hi mike! Of course I am down for some fun ;) Do you have any pics of yourself?

From Karen * to Me:
Mike are you still there? I havent heard from you!

From Me to Karen *:
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND.

From Karen * to Me:
umm...what?

From Me to Karen *:
YOU HEARD ME, YOU WHORE. THIS IS MIKE'S WIFE. HE DIDN'T TELL YOU HE WAS MARRIED, DID HE, YOU FUCKING SLUT!

From Karen * to Me:
huh I swear he didn't say anything about that! I'm sorry! I won't write again!

From Me to Karen *:
Karen,
It is Mike. What the hell did you say to my wife? She found out about us! She is packing her stuff and talking about a divorce. What did you do?!
Mike

From Karen * to Me:
I responded to YOUR email that's it! Maybe you shouldn't let your wife check your email! Lastly there is no "us"! I wouldn't screw around with a married man! Shame on you for cheating on your wife!

From Me to Karen *:
Karen,
Look, I'm sorry, I should have told you about my wife. I just didn't think it was worth mentioning.
Now I managed to calm my wife down. She was willing to hear my side of the story. I told her you were an old girlfriend from high school that was still obsessed with me, and I was trying to get rid of you. She believes me, but she wants to kick your ass. Would you be able to come over here and let my wife kick your ass? Don't worry, she doesn't hit that hard. Just pretend it hurts. I'll give you $20 if you can do this for me.
Please help me out here!
Mike

From Karen * to Me:
why would you tell her that!!!!! just be honest and accept what you did!! no I wont go over there to get beat up are you out of your mind?

From Me to Karen *:
Please Karen! If she divorces me, I am screwed. I made the mistake of not signing a prenuptial agreement when we got married, and now she is talking about taking everything! She even wants to take my Plasma TV! That TV is my world. It is like a son to me. Please don't let her do this. Just come over and let her kick your ass. Do it for me, Karen.
Mike

From Karen * to Me:
I'm sorry but this is not my fault at all. I can't help you.

From Me to Karen *:
Fuck. Well are you still down for a good time with dinner and a movie?

From Karen * to Me:
absolutely not.

From Me to Karen *:
So you ruin my life, and now you won't even go out on a date with me? Thanks a lot, Karen. Next time why don't you add "WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE" next to your personal ad, bitch?!??

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